Dr. Satan's Pychiatric Evaluation

In need of a psychiatric evaluation? Sick and tired of misdiagnosis from incompetent clinicians (it happens)? Worried about your mental health? Well, it sounds like you need a diagnosis, a neat and tidy little label to group you under. Everything needs a label, things are more organized that way. And psychological disorders need the most organization!

Well, who better to evaluate your psychological health than Satan himself? He's a smart guy, he knows what he's doing. Hey, he is a doctor, he's been around since the creation of Heaven, nearly as long as the history of the universe. How could you not have picked up all a doctor needs to know in that time? Better he evaluate you than Jehovah, 'cause that bastard is biased. "Thou shalt not kill"? Now that's biased. Satan is more open minded.

So get in here, sign up, and get your free psychiatric evaluation right now! No one is too healthy for a simple mental check up; and Satan is just the man to do it. He'll set you straight by telling you your fate.