The Do You Deserve to Die Test

Do you deserve to live? Do you?! Well if there's any uncertainty, this highly qualified quiz based questionnaire will record your input and via the most meticulous and advanced calculations determine if your very presence on this earth warrants your immediate execution. Universal moral law dictates whether certain human beings are deserving of the utmost unbearable and inhumane death imaginable (and believe me, there are people that objectively deserve no less). This technology taps into the cosmic moral imperative which universally applies to every sentient creature in the universe: and subsequently tells you your standing in the face of this incontrovertible moral law.

So proceed to take this tried and proven test, and learn whether you deserve to die or not!