Forbiddden Productions
Introduction

Forbidden Productions is a personal archive and database for my creations, be they artful, technological, or philosophical. These are the developments I've accumulated over the years, and this website happens to be a recent development of its own to pull them all together, in one organized, and now public, collection for your viewing, downloading, and reading pleasure (or displeasure; either way). Herein you shall find (under the supposition that you actually look) my comic book series, photography of welded metal sculptures, downloadable software, quizzes, and reading material. So continue on and enjoy (or else!).

Updates and Announcements

(02/29/2008): Like reading? You better, 'cause I just wrote something: Unhappy People are Stupid, which is located in the Writing section. I hear most people complaining about happy people (obviously because they're jealous). Well I, on the other hand, hate unhappy people. Read on and learn why unhappy people need to get over it and get outta my way!

(01/01/2008): Another written article is ready for you to read: I Am the Future, and You're History, which has been added to the Writing Section. Read this article to find out what the future holds, and why I'll hold the future (in my iron grip). See you in the future!

(12/11/2007): Wrote a new article: I Hate Love, which can be found in the Writing section. Go there are you will learn why those people in your life whom you hold so dear are not special, and neither are you. Only selfish love is worth a good god damn!

(09/13/2007): Just finished programming a new computer game: The Gladiator Arena, which can now be found in the Software section. The purpose of the game is to create your own gladiator teams and then have them fight and kill each other. This game may be a bit laggy for you users with slow computers. Not because the graphics are all that special, but just because there is a lot of shit going on during the game. There can be up to 20 gladiator units in the game at a time, each with its own AI script to interact with all the other gladiators. Hope your CPU can handle it. I know mine can. My computer can beat up your computer.

Forbidden Productions Product Menu
I. Comics
There are two Forbidden Productions comic book series herein: "Mez & Flub", and "Things That Happen" comics. If you like angry, hate filled comic books full of violence and suffering, then check out Mez & Flub. For a more conventional comic joke strip with more generic humor, navigate your way to the Things That Happen comics. Make your choice, 'cause you get to be the decider.
A. Mez & Flub
The Forbidden Productions comic book series, "Mez & Flub". To summerize, the comic is about two characters (an "odd couple" sort of layout if you will), who are led by Mez's (a fanged bunny rabbit) angry fury at just about anything you can name, and the gratuitous violence inevitably ensues. Everyone loves gratuitous violence in comic books, so read on.
B. Things That Happen
Things That Happen comics is about a bunch of things that happen to occur. Really, there's no one particular set of characters or plot, just strip after strip of miscellaneous jokes. This is less of a comic book and more of a Sunday paper comic strip series. So click forth into the depths of this link and see some things happen.
II. Sculpture
Photographs of mostly various welded metal sculptures I've created. Most all of the sculptures are sharp, dangerous, and unsafe for small children. Too bad these are only the two dimensional photos.
III. Software
Software I've programmed in VC++, C#, etc., and it's all yours for free. Donwload applications to quiz yourself, seek advice, play games, play practical jokes on so called friends, or miscellaneous things that I don't feel like naming. Enter!
IV. Writing
Everything you need to know is here, or soon will be here. This directory is all about me me me: my opinions, my ideas, my thoughts, why you're dumb, everything one needs to know in order to deserve to live. Not quite a blog, not quite an e-book, it's the Forbidden Productions writing section. Read on!
V. Miscellaneous
Everything else goes here.
A. Contact: Excrucio@ForbiddenProductions.net
Got something to say to me? Well let's hear it. Contact me to send questions, comments, hate mail, and/or notify me of software errors.
B. Forbidden Productions Updates/Announcements History Log
A record of all updates posted to this web site, throughout its brief history. If you're interested in some not-so-recent updates to the site, go here.
C. Chat Room
You could go here and "chat". However, for this to work, you'd need to be logging on while another visitor is also logged on. Considering the very modest traffic that Forbidden Productions recieves, this is very unlikely to happen. Allow me to explain more explicitly: If I get 10 visitors a day, each staying on the chat line for an average of 10 minutes, then there's a visitor online every 4.8 hours, staying on for 3.472% of that time. The probability that 2 users would be on at the same time would be about 3.472% * 3.472% = 0.12%. So, ([(1 / 0.12%)4.8 Hours]/24 Hours) = 165.888 fucking days. That means it will take an average of 165.8 days before 2 people actually meet on my chat line, and that is only when using my very generous numbers (10 visitors a day?). So yeah, be my guest and check out the chat room. Have fun talking to yourself.

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